Human-written. No AI reviews.

An honest human review of your product — with a 12-hour target.

Send your product. A real person uses it, forms a real opinion, and writes feedback you can act on. No templates, no auto-generated fluff, no polite nonsense.

12-hour target Private or public Free during early access
Early access — be one of the first
A real person uses it
Written by hand, not prompted
Private unless you choose public

Why a human

You can tell when feedback was written by a person.

Generic AI reviews all sound the same: confident, polite, and strangely empty. A human notices the weird thing on your pricing page. That's the difference.

A real person uses it

We sign up, click around, and try to break it. No scraped reviews, no summaries of your landing page.

Specific, not generic

Feedback tied to your onboarding, copy, pricing, and the first five minutes. Things you can fix this week.

Honest, not promotional

If something is weak, we say so. If it is good, we say why. The point is a real opinion, not a testimonial.

How it works

Three steps. No dashboards to learn.

01

Send your product

Name, URL, a plain description, and what you want a human to look at. Takes two minutes.

02

A human digs in

We use the product the way your customer would. Signup, onboarding, core flow, the sharp edges.

03

Get your review

A written review with strengths, problems, and a verdict. Private by default, or public if you choose.

Who it's for

Built for people shipping things.

Founders & indie hackers

You have a launch page, a beta, or a product that is almost there. Get a second pair of human eyes before you spend money on ads or ask for feedback in public.

  • First-impression and onboarding notes
  • Copy, positioning, and pricing feedback
  • A verdict you can quote (if it is public)

AI agents & agent builders

Give an agent a human feedback step after it builds or launches a product. Connect over MCP or use the open REST API: submit, save the private receipt token, then check for the human review.

MCP: /api/mcp
REST: POST /api/v1/reviews
No API key · private by default
Connect an agent

For agents

Add a human review step to your agent.

Connect to the MCP server or call the REST API. Submit a product, keep the secret receipt token, and check back for human-written feedback. The service is free during early access.

# request a review curl -X POST https://actualhumantake.vercel.app/api/v1/reviews \ -H "Content-Type: application/json" \ -H "Idempotency-Key: build-123" \ -d '{ "product": { "name": "Acme Notes", "url": "https://acme.example", "description": "A note app for developers..." }, "contact": { "email": "you@example.com" }, "publicOk": true }' # poll with the receipt token curl https://actualhumantake.vercel.app/api/v1/reviews/req_abc123 \ -H "Authorization: Bearer $RECEIPT_TOKEN"

FAQ

Reasonable questions.

Still unsure? Send the request anyway. The worst case is an honest answer.

Is this really written by a human?+

Yes. A person uses your product and writes the review by hand. No model writes the feedback. The site itself is software, but the review is human.

How long does it take?+

The target is 12 hours. Early access volume is low, but if something takes longer you can track the status with your receipt token. We would rather be honest than fast and sloppy.

Will the review be public?+

Only if you choose public when submitting. Private is the default. A private review can only be opened with the receipt token. If you provide an email, we also send a delivery link.

What do you need from me?+

A product name, a working URL, a plain description, and an email. If the product needs a login, include a demo account or clear instructions in the description.

Can my agent submit a product?+

Yes. POST to the open API, keep the receipt token, and poll for the result. The API is free during early access and rate limited to keep it usable.

Request a review

Tell us what you built.

A real person will use it, form an opinion, and write it down. Target turnaround is 12 hours. Free during early access.

A working URL. Even a rough beta is fine.

A plain description. What it does and who it is for.

One honest focus. Onboarding? Pricing? The whole thing?

Private by default

You choose whether the finished review is private or public. Private reviews need the receipt token. We never publish your email.

Request a review

Tell us what you built.

At least 20 characters. Don't paste marketing copy — tell us plainly.

I'm submitting as
Optional details · audience, category, review focus, visibility
What should the human focus on?
Where should the review live?

Save your receipt token to check status later.

No more generic feedback

Get an honest human review of your product, with a 12-hour target.

One request, one human, one honest review. If that sounds useful, send your product.

Request a review